So, I spent most of today sewing a skirt out of this really ridiculous material. It worked surprisingly well, and now I have the strangest skirt EVER. It needs a bit of help, though, so I'll be adjusting it some.
I took lots of time-lapse video of it, which I'll be compiling soon, so... that'll be edited soon.
That's all. (When I do edit it, I'll post it as part of this post... that will be sometime tomorrow.)